Touch Me and I'll Stab You Full Colour Patch

Touch me and I'll fuckin' stab you! Slanted capitals and hand-drawn hearts make it a cute threat with a clear message: keep your hands to yourself. For anyone who's had enough of unwanted touching at gigs, on the bus or in the club.

Perfect for filling that last gap on your battle jacket. Choose the size and the edge.

Part of our Banned from Etsy collection: designs that got us banned over there, so they live here instead.

What you get

• 4 sizes: 10x10cm, 15x15cm, 20x20cm or 25x25cm, or 30x30cm as a full colour back patch
• Cut edge or stitched edge
• Full colour print, exactly as shown
• Heavy poly cotton fabric that feels solid, not flimsy
• Printed in our own studio with detailed DTF heat pressing
• Professionally heat cured so the print stays put
• Dispatched within 24 hours (Mon–Fri) and shipped worldwide

Also available as a full colour back patch or shirt. Browse more Feminist Patches.

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Why Chaos Creations?

Proper DIY punk gear from an independent, queer-owned studio in Scotland. No gimmicks, no nonsense, and more than 10,000 reviews averaging 5.0 out of 5.