Pizza Slut Patch

Pizza Slut, under a very familiar roof logo. For the true pizza lovers who take it to the next level, pineapple debate aside.

Small enough for a bag strap, big enough to read across the room. Pick your size, edge and print colour.

Part of our Banned from Etsy collection: designs that got us banned over there, so they live here instead.

What you get

• 5 sizes: 10x10cm, 15x15cm, 20x20cm, 25x25cm or a 30x30cm back patch
• Cut edge or stitched edge
• Any print colour: white, red, blue, yellow, green, fuchsia, orange or your own colour
• Heavy poly cotton fabric that feels solid, not flimsy
• 10x10cm white patches screen printed by hand in our own studio; every other size and colour printed with detailed DTF heat pressing
• Professionally heat cured so the print stays put
• Dispatched within 24 hours (Mon–Fri) and shipped worldwide

Also available as a back patch or shirt. Browse more Funny Patches.

Why Chaos Creations?

Because we mean it. Everything's made in our own studio in Scotland by a queer-owned business that actually lives these politics, and customers rate us 5.0 out of 5 across more than 10,000 reviews.