Conservatism Patch

Conservatism is the new punk! Said, of course, in the voice of the mocking SpongeBob meme printed right between the words. Punk was never about protecting the rich, obeying authority or kicking down at migrants.

Small enough for a bag strap, big enough to read across the room. Pick your size, edge and print colour.

Part of our Banned from Etsy collection: designs that got us banned over there, so they live here instead.

What you get

• 4 sizes: 10x10cm, 15x15cm, 20x20cm or 25x25cm
• Cut edge or stitched edge
• 7 print colours: white, red, blue, yellow, green, fuchsia or orange
• Heavy poly cotton fabric that feels solid, not flimsy
• White prints screen printed by hand in our own studio; colour prints use detailed DTF heat pressing
• Professionally heat cured so the print stays put
• Dispatched within 24 hours (Mon–Fri) and shipped worldwide

Also available as a back patch. Browse more Funny Patches.

Why Chaos Creations?

Because we give a shit. Everything's made in our own studio in Scotland by a queer-owned business that actually lives these politics, and customers rate us 5.0 out of 5 across more than 9,000 reviews.