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Sew it on right and it’ll be with you for years.\n\n \n\u003ch2\u003eWhat You Get\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavy poly cotton fabric that feels solid, not flimsy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eScreen printed by hand in our own studio (White)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncredibly detailed DTF Heat Pressing (Colours)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProfessionally heat cured to perfection\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShipped within 24 hours to a global audience\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \n\u003ch2\u003eWhy Ours?\u003c\/h2\u003e\nBecause we give a shit. We’ve been making patches for years, and people still tell us theirs look the same as the day they bought them. 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